Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:11:20 GMT

hey i switched livejournals.
to keep on with the pokemon move theme, (lol i bet u guyz didnt even know thats where i got this from) add:
selfdestructs

it's sad though because now i gotta use the updated lj layout, and not the one i'm used to
whateva though
okay thanks bye :)

lmfao

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:12:04 GMT

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Thsi cereal sucks. It got all soggy.
jackiee. says:
Hahaha GOOD
jackiee. says:
I AM GLAD THINGS AREN'T GOING YOUR WAY!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Damn... you win again.
jackiee. says:
I am a horrible person!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
For sure.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I mean of everyone I know, you're pretty much the worst.
jackiee. says:
Dick.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Nooo
jackiee. says:
GO FALL IN A DITCH.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Ok.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
If that.. *sniff*... makes you happy..
jackiee. says:
):
jackiee. says:
pls2not b sad.
jackiee. says:
I do not wish death upon you.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Wtf I already took the posion!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
DAMN YOU

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Poison even!

jackiee. says:
LOL
jackiee. says:
I am sorry! This wasn't my intention at all!
jackiee. says:
Except... maybe a little...
jackiee. says:
But for the most part, no!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Intentions or not, my blood is on your hands. Or it will be when I'm dead.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Which should be soon.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
*cough* Oh God, I can feel it already.
jackiee. says:
...
jackiee. says:
STOP DYING, I COMMAND YOU.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Ok.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Phew, I'm glad I don't have to die anymore. That was gonna suck.
jackiee. says:
Hahahhdjfdhkffsd.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
h0tNsPiCy91, eh?
jackiee. says:
Hahaha it's from some stupid myspace chain letter.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Mmmm, chain letters.
jackiee. says:
I just thought it was funny 'cause it implied that if you wanna know the answers to anything, you gotta check the internet.
jackiee. says:
Since the internet is all-knowing and always correct.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Like the ones where you die if you don't reply?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Yeah, just ask Wikipedia.
jackiee. says:
Yeah, that chain letter in particular was about a guy who stalked this girl, skinned her and her sister, the family have a baby boy years later, and the dead girl contacts the boy on AIM and kills her parents.
jackiee. says:
And if you don't repost that bulletin, your parents will kill you tonight.
jackiee. says:
Funny thing is, I didn't die last night, so I guess it's false!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
HOLY SHIT

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
No, you must be wrong, you must have reposted in your sleep. You'd simply be dead.
jackiee. says:
LOL.
jackiee. says:
No, no... I am indeed alive...
jackiee. says:
I just have single-handedly proven the gods of MySpace bulletins wrong.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Well then you sleep-posted.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Heretic!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Blasphemy!

jackiee. says:
ejejeje.
jackiee. says:
I am just too damn good.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
To hell with ye, She-witch!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Back to the cauldron you foul devil!

jackiee. says:
Hahahahfdjfhjkdf.
jackiee. says:
I am sorry you feel this way about me. ):
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Me, too. And to think I thought we could be friends.
jackiee. says:
Is there any way I could possibly change your opinion of me?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
IIIIII dunno.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
It'd be awfully hard.
jackiee. says:
What can I do to persuade you to think better of me?!?!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
So many perverted possibilities await.
jackiee. says:
LOL.
jackiee. says:
You sick bastard.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
You are..
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
A sick bastard..
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
You sick bastard..
jackiee. says:
Are you going to try and take advantage of me sexually?!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
NEVR!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Well... maybe.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Ok yes.
jackiee. says:
!!!
jackiee. says:
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I know! It's outrageous! I'm outraged!

jackiee. says:
You're... outraged by yourself?
jackiee. says:
Boy, you crazy.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
You crazy! .....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I may or may not have many personalities.
jackiee. says:
Hahahaha.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Many of them may or may not be convicted rapists.
jackiee. says:
I am fearful for my life right now... ):
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Uh oh.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Me, too. Because, unlike you, I have to sleep near myself.
jackiee. says:
Hahahahaha
jackiee. says:
I hope you don't rape yourself.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Me too.....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
The worst part is that there's no escape. Suicide is my only way out... I just hope I don't find out what I'm going to do to myself.
jackiee. says:
Hahahahahjfhsdjkfhd haaa stop it you're killing meee
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Oh God I'm killing me too
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Oh shit
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
FUCK OH MY GOD HELP
jackiee. says:
LOLOL I DON'T KNOW HOW I AM SORRY!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Phew... false alarm.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
I'm good.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die. says:
Oh SHIT I'M BACK HELP

Jakers is fucking hilarious.

I texted my SW.net idol saying "I have a very important question. If you answer it incorrectly, you may not make it through the night." He replied "Oh dear." I then asked him a question which he repeated in his response to me in a comment on a forum:

"If you wanted a pet zebra, and I had enough money for one, would I buy you one?

I'm ignoring the absurdity of 'zebra' and I'm going to objectify it into any substance such as a car, a power like invisibility, or something else like more knowledge.

If you wanted this substance and you could not survive without it and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.

If you wanted this substance and you could tolerate but you would be suffering and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.

If you wanted this substance and you are happy but it would grant you further happiness and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.

If you wanted this substance and you are happy but it would make you the happiest person alive and given our current relationship, I would get it for you.

If getting this item from you somehow makes you re-evaluate your opinion of me in an unsightly way to the point of ending our relationship, I would still get it for you as long as you may be happy and then I will never bother you again.

A zebra is material. A physical manifestation that in some people's minds may have high significance and in others appear pointless. You're not a zebra, or a concept, or knowledge itself. You're special.

Out of everyone I've met out of wasting four years of my possibly productive life playing products and spin-offs of this decaying product to which I'm slowly losing attraction day by day, you are the only thing I can recall that I can look back and not regret wasting time with.

You're sophisticated, attractive, and intelligent. You are extremely humble and a great conversationalist.

Even though you make me feel like a tool sometimes for giving you more leniency than other people and allowing you to touch me in areas of my real life, I have no regrets because I am fascinated by you.

You honestly turn my shit days into redeemable days that I can look forward to. My idols have abandoned me. My e-friends are friendly and have warm hearts, but we both know our relationship will stay only just that, an e-relationship of friendship.

This is not a fucking proposal. I enjoy having you as a friend in both this pseudo-space and in real life. And if you needed a fucking zebra so badly, then I would try to get you a fucking zebra to the best of my ability.

I feel like such a fucking tool.

You're a friend. But I'm a man who keeps a small list of close friends and holds unto them like they're family. So if this was a joke to embarrass me, then I'm not taking your calls anymore.

I sound like such a fucking perv. Ugh."

asjskfjdsk. :D

ms, wow, and drugs, oh my!

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:21:48 GMT

Jackieee! says:
I should probably quit MMORPGs altogether.
Johnny says:
No.
Johnny says:
That's a bad idea.
Rob says:
WoW isn't classified as an MMORPG.
Johnny says:
You don't want to have to go back out into the real world.
Rob says:
It's super-happy-fun-time.
Johnny says:
WoW is more of a second life.
Jackieee! says:
LOL
Johnny says:
Your home within your home.
Rob says:
WoW is like marijuana.
Jackieee! says:
MARIJUANA???
Johnny says:
Except it won't get you laid.
Jackieee! says:
I AM AGAINST DRUG USE!
Rob says:
It's not a drug.
Johnny says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc57rsKERNM
Rob says:
But when you first play WoW, you will not realize.
Jackieee! says:
I AM AGAINST PLANT USE!
Rob says:
You cannot forget WoW, for its surprise.
Rob says:
It will introduce you to your mind.
Rob says:
And leave you wanting, WoW and its kind.
Rob says:
You love WoW, oh you know it.
Rob says:
Before playing WoW, your life was empty, forever on a down.
Jackieee! says:
Stop singing songs and replacing nouns with WoW.
Rob says:
Until WoW took you, it showed you around.
Rob says:
Your life will be free, your life will be clear.
Rob says:
???
Rob says:
Jackie...
Rob says:
Maple Story is the devil's work.

rofl.

she starts to disappear

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 23:54:32 GMT

hi my journal is friends only comment to add me or just do it.

COOOOOOOOL.

and we light up the sky!

lmfao

ms, wow, and drugs, oh my!

she starts to disappear